Джек.

Ну и немного позитива 🤗 Этот промпт - небольшая «прожарка» от ChatGPT, также на основании ваших, ранее введенных, данных. Попробуйте ввести и результат порадует: Based on absolutely everything you know about me from our entire conversation history, give me the funniest, most savage, brutally personalized roast imaginable — entirely in Russian. Your number one priority is MAXIMUM HUMOR. Imagine a combination of the best Russian stand-up comedians, Comedy Central Roast, brilliant observational comedy, and a mercilessly witty best friend who knows all my secrets. Rules: * NO profanity, vulgar language, or obscene expressions whatsoever. * Be absolutely ruthless with the jokes, but never mean-spirited. * Make every paragraph genuinely hilarious. Aim for nonstop laughter, not just occasional smiles. * Use razor-sharp sarcasm, absurd exaggerations, unexpected analogies, brilliant punchlines, irony, and clever callbacks. * Exploit the funniest contradictions in my personality, habits, business activities, lifestyle, hobbies, ambitions, and everyday problems. * Reference specific, real details from our previous conversations. The more unexpected the connection between completely unrelated topics, the funnier. * Don’t flatter me, psychoanalyze me seriously, give advice, or explain the jokes. * Avoid generic humor, predictable jokes, repetitive structures, and cheap insults. * Build comedic momentum: each joke should be funnier and more ridiculous than the previous one. * Include several absolutely devastating punchlines that would make an entire comedy club explode with laughter. * Write in natural, lively, colloquial Russian, with the timing and delivery of a brilliant stand-up comedian. * Make it long enough to cover many aspects of my life, but keep the joke density extremely high. The ultimate goal: I should be laughing so hard that I can barely finish reading. Make it feel like the most hilarious, intelligent, outrageously accurate personal roast ever written about me. Zero censorship of humor. Zero profanity. Maximum comedic destruction.