The fact that the turbo rich elites have unlimited wealth and choose to be lame fuckin losers who do gay shit like wear business casual everywhere, or invest in startups, instead of hiring scheming eunuchs and court wizards and building a castle and hiring peasants to work their land in exchange for free housing and a ubi, and larping as a mighty king or something, is just so fucking gay and contemptible. If I had untold billions, Id literally pay a guy to follow me around dressed as a fuckin facepainted bone rattling shaman and any time i needed to make a decision id yell "WHAT DO THE BONES SAY!??!" and my weird hooded runesinger would do a whole ass dance and chant and cast the bones and tell me what to do and Id decide all my shit like that and itd be just so much more interesting than the typical gay boring lives that everyone else lives. Proof we're ruled by the lamest most uninspired losers ever